Sabi ng mga friends ko sakin, when you do job interviews, the interviewees would really try to squeeze out the amount of salary you want. I wonder if this scenario would happen:
Interviewer: How much do you think we should pay you?
Me: Sir, I went to your company because I think I would grow here and my skills would be maximized. So whatever you think my services are worth, I'll be contented with that.
Interviewer: C'mon, just give us a rough estimate.
Me: I insist, Sir. Just give me a pay that's enough of the services I've shown.
*Salary day comes*
*Boss hands in the salary*
Me: THIS IS ALL I'M WORTH???!!! *throws a fit* *punches boss to the stomach* *wildly finds the interviewer* *b*tch slaps the interviewer*
Lol.
I just woke up. Originally, I am planning to boycott work today. But sad face, I still had things to do today. Sometimes, I wish text messages aren't invented. Like, I wouldn't receive my work tasks today. Pwahahaha.
Anyways, I had a strange dream again. I was buying a plane ticket going to US for P60. Hahaha. How cheap. Then, the strangest thing is, the guy I'm buying from is a Korean. I even saw his writing! Dang, that's not a dream. My psychology teacher said we can't read in dreams. Well I saw Korean characters, I can't read it because I don't know Hangul. But the letters, they were so vivid. It was written in green ink on a white piece of paper.
Oh wells.
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